There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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