It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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