The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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