Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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