So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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