..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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