I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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