Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
it's great music for shaving your balls
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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