Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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