You made me cry and you don't even care
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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