She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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