Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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