Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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