Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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