she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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