ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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