yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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