Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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