did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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