It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
is wine microwaveable?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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