girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Will exercising make me less horny?
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