I have demons in me.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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