ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
