Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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