You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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