Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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