I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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