I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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