Your mouth is God's brothel.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
