who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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