Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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