How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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