That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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