have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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