Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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