remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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