is your mom at the bar?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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