I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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