But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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