My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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