i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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