so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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