i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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