Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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