What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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