ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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