my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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