Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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