I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
