I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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