I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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