fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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