I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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