no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't deserve a penis
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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