We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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