Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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