i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
