just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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